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Posted by contracoup
  1,574 20 Feb 2014, 3:09 pm

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I had to go into http://niggermania.com/niggerjokes/ to find konservative jokes.

Is that so wrong? :clap: :rofl:

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What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

:rofl: :rofl:

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Posted by Misty
  21,813 20 Feb 2014, 3:13 pm

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On February 11th, Sarah Palin turned 50.
Finally her age matches her IQ.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jokes-ab ... 1993788044

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contracoup » 20 Feb 2014 2:09 pm wrote:
I had to go into http://niggermania.com/niggerjokes/ to find konservative jokes.

Is that so wrong? :clap: :rofl:

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What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

:rofl: :rofl:

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Lol. Funny stuff. Thx
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contracoup » 20 Feb 2014 2:09 pm wrote:
I had to go into http://niggermania.com/niggerjokes/ to find konservative jokes.

Is that so wrong? :clap: :rofl:

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What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

:rofl: :rofl:

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Lol. Funny stuff. Thx
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  18,451 20 Feb 2014, 3:21 pm

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Misty » 20 Feb 2014 2:13 pm wrote:
On February 11th, Sarah Palin turned 50.
Finally her age matches her IQ.


Is there a single Democrat Talking Point Lie ever written that you haven't spread?
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Posted by Obummerstinks
  10,954 20 Feb 2014, 3:36 pm

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contracoup » 20 Feb 2014 2:09 pm wrote:
I had to go into http://niggermania.com/niggerjokes/ to find konservative jokes.

Is that so wrong? :clap: :rofl:

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What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

:rofl: :rofl:

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The irony of the OP and its source, and especially the chosen "jokes" - is hard to miss.

Congrats, you continue to look like a complete buffoon. The jokes on you......
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Posted by contracoup
  1,574 20 Feb 2014, 3:46 pm

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The irony of the OP and its source, and especially the chosen "jokes" - is hard to miss.

Congrats, you continue to look like a complete buffoon. The jokes on you......



Yeah. I really enjoy watching liberal comedians tell nigger jokes...

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Posted by Misty
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RichClem » 20 Feb 2014 2:21 pm wrote:
Misty » 20 Feb 2014 2:13 pm wrote:
On February 11th, Sarah Palin turned 50.
Finally her age matches her IQ.

Is there a single Democrat Talking Point Lie ever written that you haven't spread?

It's a fucking joke you imbecile.
Can you not read the word JOKE in the title of this thread?
You like jokes, don'tcha Puss? You know like this one:

('RichClem' date='Feb 27 2009, 04:05 PM')
Hee, hee, hee, I wish I was the one who first wished you'd be raped by wild dogs. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: How imaginative.

Yes, how imaginative. :clap:
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Posted by Obummerstinks
  10,954 20 Feb 2014, 4:00 pm

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contracoup » 20 Feb 2014 2:46 pm wrote:

Yeah. I really enjoy watching liberal comedians tell nigger jokes...

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Admit it, you, like your bretheren - are the true racists. You attempt to hide behind pointing the finger, but your racism is there for all to see. Congrats, you idiots consider to out yourselves in more ways than one.

You......continue to be the joke.
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You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it


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  9,308 20 Feb 2014, 4:00 pm

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cc should stop drinking.
What's the motivation in the thread?
Probably embarrassed that COPS shows too many liberals in cuffs.

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As they fade to black cop says to partner: That's America today... (words to that effect)

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THAT trumps any stupid joke. Comedy needs a little reality to be funny. Pathetic too.
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How are conservative policies like cutting food stamps considered racist when they hurt whites more than blacks?
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Posted by contracoup
  1,574 20 Feb 2014, 4:09 pm

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GeorgeWashington » 20 Feb 2014 3:07 pm wrote:
How are conservative policies like cutting food stamps considered racist when they hurt whites more than blacks?



No idea.

Who called foodstamp cuts racist?

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  1,574 20 Feb 2014, 4:14 pm

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AL is tracking.

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No Weiner's weiner?
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deezer shoove » 20 Feb 2014 3:16 pm wrote:
No Weiner's weiner?

He's a a douche, but not a conservative. lol
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