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Posted by Cannonpointer
  14,685 24 Dec 2015, 3:53 am

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Technocrat » 19 Dec 2015 4:39 pm wrote:
Just stay away from all of the hppie dippy alternative medicine shit. It's all bogus and won't help. No amount of chi crystals, meditations, magic bracelets, or homeopathy will help.


Said the ignoramus who relies on the most corrupt industry in America for his factoids.
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Cannonpointer » 24 Dec 2015 2:51 am wrote:

I have a friend whose dick stoped working. Do you have any information?

Not for me - for my friend. :huh:


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Cannonpointer » 24 Dec 2015 2:29 am wrote:


He had the secret service. The rest of us need to keep a watch for niggers with knives.


This part I agree with, but he should STILL keep a weather eye peeled for niggers with knives.


Not around niggers with knives, but have experience with Beaners and women with knives!And dwarves with knives! :die:
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Cannonpointer » 24 Dec 2015 2:51 am wrote:
Lostphoenix » 19 Dec 2015 4:21 pm wrote:

there is an old saying
as long as your dick still works its cant be that bad


I have a friend whose dick stoped working. Do you have any information?

Not for me - for my friend. :huh:
Tell "your friend" to whack it off :wave:
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Posted by NeoConvict
  19,358 24 Dec 2015, 10:27 am

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Had a consult yesterday and the doc said in his 25 years of practice he has never seen this type of cancer spread. Its the least aggressive form of skin cancer one can get. Still hate hearing the C word but it was the best prognosis he could give. Getting it surgically cored Monday. :D

Merry Christmas!
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NeoConvict » 24 Dec 2015 9:27 am wrote:
Had a consult yesterday and the doc said in his 25 years of practice he has never seen this type of cancer spread. Its the least aggressive form of skin cancer one can get. Still hate hearing the C word but it was the best prognosis he could give. Getting it surgically cored Monday. :D

Merry Christmas!


Oh, man...that's great news Neo. Gave me chills when I read that. :) And Merry Christmas to you!
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  3,152 24 Dec 2015, 12:41 pm

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NeoConvict » 24 Dec 2015 9:27 am wrote:
Had a consult yesterday and the doc said in his 25 years of practice he has never seen this type of cancer spread. Its the least aggressive form of skin cancer one can get. Still hate hearing the C word but it was the best prognosis he could give. Getting it surgically cored Monday. :D

Merry Christmas!
That's great news. It almost sounds like you had the same doc I had. He said nearly the same thing to me. He cored it out and I got 11 stitches. When I got the all clear it was such a relief. You will have a special Christmas this year because you feel the sense of relief that comes from such good news. Have a Merry Christmas :)
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  35,688 24 Dec 2015, 2:06 pm

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Cannonpointer » 24 Dec 2015 2:45 am wrote:
Str8tEdge » 19 Dec 2015 3:51 pm wrote:
We don't anymore. There's been a HUGE movement within psychiatry to decrease or eliminate all benzo use. There's actually acute psychiatric facilities that use ZERO benzos.....That's kid of extreme because Ativan does have legitimate medical uses.


Look at this bitch pat himself on the back for being less of a cunt on tuesday than he was on monday. He's like a fucking irishman that released a hostage and thinks we should give him some fucking pizza over here.

Listen up, yu stupid fucking mick, STOP TAKING HOSTAGES. And stop puking on my lawn, you cocksucker, or I'll whack you with a shillelagh. :ninja:


Hey? Go fuck yourself and Merry Christmas! :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:
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Rebel » 01 May 2015 10:03 am wrote:
Hey, liar, have you heard the news? Multiple charges against six racist white pigs in the death of a 25-year old black man they illegally arrested and subsequently assaulted while in their custody. To sum up the Attorney General's decision - BAZINGA!!
May those racist white pigs receive their due justice in prison.

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Posted by Str8tEdge
  35,688 24 Dec 2015, 2:07 pm

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Cannonpointer » 24 Dec 2015 2:47 am wrote:
Str8tEdge » 24 Dec 2015 2:41 am wrote:
There is evidence medical marijuana treats Crohn's disease.


Who do you think you're bullshitting, junky? Have you forgotten I know your history, convict?

There are no double blind studies, you lying sack of crap. There are anecdotal claims that you're stupid enough to buy into - or else you just want your drug of choice back in your life and are willing to tell this lie to get it.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: +1 for double blind study lol...
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Rebel » 01 May 2015 10:03 am wrote:
Hey, liar, have you heard the news? Multiple charges against six racist white pigs in the death of a 25-year old black man they illegally arrested and subsequently assaulted while in their custody. To sum up the Attorney General's decision - BAZINGA!!
May those racist white pigs receive their due justice in prison.

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  14,685 24 Dec 2015, 4:06 pm

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My friend is very grateful.
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Cannonpointer » 24 Dec 2015 3:06 pm wrote:
Lostphoenix » 24 Dec 2015 3:19 am wrote:

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My friend is very grateful.


Well DUH. If you wanted that fragrance, all you had to do was open your legs.

p.s. Watch out for the sand blast!!!!
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Rebel » 01 May 2015 10:03 am wrote:
Hey, liar, have you heard the news? Multiple charges against six racist white pigs in the death of a 25-year old black man they illegally arrested and subsequently assaulted while in their custody. To sum up the Attorney General's decision - BAZINGA!!
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Posted by NeoConvict
  19,358 24 Dec 2015, 4:19 pm

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Redrock » 24 Dec 2015 11:41 am wrote:
NeoConvict » 24 Dec 2015 9:27 am wrote:
Had a consult yesterday and the doc said in his 25 years of practice he has never seen this type of cancer spread. Its the least aggressive form of skin cancer one can get. Still hate hearing the C word but it was the best prognosis he could give. Getting it surgically cored Monday. :D

Merry Christmas!
That's great news. It almost sounds like you had the same doc I had. He said nearly the same thing to me. He cored it out and I got 11 stitches. When I got the all clear it was such a relief. You will have a special Christmas this year because you feel the sense of relief that comes from such good news. Have a Merry Christmas :)


Not an all clear in my opinion because my father had the same finding a year before he died. I am happy this little back zit is not an issue but I am concerned its only the start of things to come. Oh well, I have beaten this CANCER, though I guess it never posed a real threat. At least I have defeated this feeble round of it. I will take some comfort in that, though its more for the comfort of my friends and family.
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NeoConvict » 24 Dec 2015 9:27 am wrote:
Had a consult yesterday and the doc said in his 25 years of practice he has never seen this type of cancer spread. Its the least aggressive form of skin cancer one can get. Still hate hearing the C word but it was the best prognosis he could give. Getting it surgically cored Monday. :D

Merry Christmas!


Get the doc to put it in writing that you have cancer, and use it for sympathy lays.

It's the obvious move. "I got the Kyancah. I could be dead tamarrah, I need some tail tonight."
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RepublicanPolitician » 24 Dec 2015 3:34 pm wrote:
NeoConvict » 24 Dec 2015 9:27 am wrote:
Had a consult yesterday and the doc said in his 25 years of practice he has never seen this type of cancer spread. Its the least aggressive form of skin cancer one can get. Still hate hearing the C word but it was the best prognosis he could give. Getting it surgically cored Monday. :D

Merry Christmas!


Get the doc to put it in writing that you have cancer, and use it for sympathy lays.

It's the obvious move. "I got the Kyancah. I could be dead tamarrah, I need some tail tonight."


Happily married, not shopping for sympathy lays. :D
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NeoConvict » 24 Dec 2015 3:19 pm wrote:

Not an all clear in my opinion because my father had the same finding a year before he died. I am happy this little back zit is not an issue but I am concerned its only the start of things to come. Oh well, I have beaten this CANCER, though I guess it never posed a real threat. At least I have defeated this feeble round of it. I will take some comfort in that, though its more for the comfort of my friends and family.

Merry Christmas
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NeoConvict » 24 Dec 2015 3:19 pm wrote:

Not an all clear in my opinion because my father had the same finding a year before he died. I am happy this little back zit is not an issue but I am concerned its only the start of things to come. Oh well, I have beaten this CANCER, though I guess it never posed a real threat. At least I have defeated this feeble round of it. I will take some comfort in that, though its more for the comfort of my friends and family.


That my friend is why I said to get in the habit of checking yourself at least weekly. I keep on the lookout for SPF 100000. Now if I have anything at all, with the vast majority being nothing, doc does the freeze deal when you barely know there is anything there.

It is easy to keep under control, just gotta be dilligent
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NeoConvict » 24 Dec 2015 3:41 pm wrote:
Happily married,


Condolences.

NeoConvict » 24 Dec 2015 3:41 pm wrote:
not shopping for sympathy lays. :D


Make up your mind.


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Cannonpointer » 24 Dec 2015 2:53 am wrote:
Technocrat » 19 Dec 2015 4:39 pm wrote:
Just stay away from all of the hppie dippy alternative medicine shit. It's all bogus and won't help. No amount of chi crystals, meditations, magic bracelets, or homeopathy will help.


Said the ignoramus who relies on the most corrupt industry in America for his factoids.



There are a lot of corrupt industries I support. You have to remind me which one this is today. :LOL:
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Technocrat » 24 Dec 2015 9:41 pm wrote:

There are a lot of corrupt industries I support. You have to remind me which one this is today. :LOL:


The medical industry. Check your inbox. I've forwarded you to what I consider my most succinct and authoritative critique of it. Or just look here, at post number three.
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Cannonpointer » 24 Dec 2015 2:16 am wrote:

It's not like we look for accuracy from you, boy-genius. Be nice to yourself - have an extra cup of coffee or sugar cookie.

Anyone who HASN'T mistaken rebel for scarpini raise your hand.

Anyone?

Seriously - anyone? Scarpini? Rebel?

Nobody?


You sure like to hear yourself talk. :D
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