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Posted by Lostphoenix
  3,529 30 Dec 2015, 10:39 pm

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a friend gave me this cookie with some kind of weed butter in it.

its been a REALLY long time since i used pot, so he said to only to eat half which i did (after about 2 weeks of looking at the thing in my fridge)

for one it tasted like shit! if you have ever been forced to eat dandelions as a kid this reminded me of that but with chocolate chips
and it didnt really seem to do that much, felt a bit happy (watched the hateful 8 and was laughing my ass off every time someone said "nigger"...which was a lot)

so the next night I ate the other half after a few pints of oatmeal stout from the brewery

COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!


I remember rolling to the side of the bed around 2am and putting my leg on the ground in an attempt to stop the motion of the galaxy itself!...it didn't help

so I think I will just stick to beer from now on.....more power (and more stash) for the rest of ya
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  12,059 31 Dec 2015, 12:02 am

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Lostphoenix » 30 Dec 2015 9:39 pm wrote:
a friend gave me this cookie with some kind of weed butter in it.

its been a REALLY long time since i used pot, so he said to only to eat half which i did (after about 2 weeks of looking at the thing in my fridge)

for one it tasted like shit! if you have ever been forced to eat dandelions as a kid this reminded me of that but with chocolate chips
and it didnt really seem to do that much, felt a bit happy (watched the hateful 8 and was laughing my ass off every time someone said "nigger"...which was a lot)

so the next night I ate the other half after a few pints of oatmeal stout from the brewery

COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!

I remember rolling to the side of the bed around 2am and putting my leg on the ground in an attempt to stop the motion of the galaxy itself!...it didn't help

so I think I will just stick to beer from now on.....more power (and more stash) for the rest of ya

Dude .. you gotta boogie board before you surf...

So two more times and you would have it made...
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Posted by Lostphoenix
  3,529 31 Dec 2015, 1:26 am

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Southern indep » 30 Dec 2015 11:02 pm wrote:
Dude .. you gotta boogie board before you surf...

So two more times and you would have it made...


boogie board...yes exactly!!

it felt like riding a boogie board made of jello for like 4 hours...keep that shit
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Lostphoenix » 30 Dec 2015 9:39 pm wrote:
a friend gave me this cookie with some kind of weed butter in it.

its been a REALLY long time since i used pot, so he said to only to eat half which i did (after about 2 weeks of looking at the thing in my fridge)

for one it tasted like shit! if you have ever been forced to eat dandelions as a kid this reminded me of that but with chocolate chips
and it didnt really seem to do that much, felt a bit happy (watched the hateful 8 and was laughing my ass off every time someone said "nigger"...which was a lot)

so the next night I ate the other half after a few pints of oatmeal stout from the brewery

COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!

I remember rolling to the side of the bed around 2am and putting my leg on the ground in an attempt to stop the motion of the galaxy itself!...it didn't help

so I think I will just stick to beer from now on.....more power (and more stash) for the rest of ya


There are three tricks to weedfud.

1. Ya gotta slowly warm the weed in butter, softening the hell out of it, then use the butter - and the weed, of course.
2. Ya gotta be ready for a full body psychadelic ride. Smoking weed ain't SHIT next to eating it - especially if ya follow step 1.
3. Ya gotta be careful about that faggot strainhedge finding out, or he'll pretend that you're a drug addict like he is - and he'll be jealous that you're using and he's scared to, so he'll spam your threads for a week or two.
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I don't understand the appeal of intoxicants. I would never eat "weed" cookies. I'd rather not feel sick, dizzy, and delirious thanks.
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Lostphoenix » 30 Dec 2015 9:39 pm wrote:
a friend gave me this cookie with some kind of weed butter in it.

its been a REALLY long time since i used pot, so he said to only to eat half which i did (after about 2 weeks of looking at the thing in my fridge)

for one it tasted like shit! if you have ever been forced to eat dandelions as a kid this reminded me of that but with chocolate chips
and it didnt really seem to do that much, felt a bit happy (watched the hateful 8 and was laughing my ass off every time someone said "nigger"...which was a lot)

so the next night I ate the other half after a few pints of oatmeal stout from the brewery

COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!

I remember rolling to the side of the bed around 2am and putting my leg on the ground in an attempt to stop the motion of the galaxy itself!...it didn't help

so I think I will just stick to beer from now on.....more power (and more stash) for the rest of ya


The trick is to move with the spin. Don't try to stop or ignore it.
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  4,521 31 Dec 2015, 8:08 am

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Lostphoenix » 30 Dec 2015 9:39 pm wrote:
a friend gave me this cookie with some kind of weed butter in it.

its been a REALLY long time since i used pot, so he said to only to eat half which i did (after about 2 weeks of looking at the thing in my fridge)

for one it tasted like shit! if you have ever been forced to eat dandelions as a kid this reminded me of that but with chocolate chips
and it didnt really seem to do that much, felt a bit happy (watched the hateful 8 and was laughing my ass off every time someone said "nigger"...which was a lot)

so the next night I ate the other half after a few pints of oatmeal stout from the brewery

COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!

I remember rolling to the side of the bed around 2am and putting my leg on the ground in an attempt to stop the motion of the galaxy itself!...it didn't help

so I think I will just stick to beer from now on.....more power (and more stash) for the rest of ya


Edibles are not a good way to go, in my opinion. The dose is unpredictable, and you're most likely going to take much more than you think you're taking. The peak effect takes up to two hours to materialize.

Smoking is a bad way to consume cannabis ... it's not healthy. Vaping is my preferred method ... perfect little doses that have an immediate effect. I also take pills from time to time, but they are measured and accurate doses, very predictable with no lung stress.
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  8,035 31 Dec 2015, 9:43 am

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I would rather have edibles than smoking it. For one thing, I can't stand the smell.
There is no way I would eat half a cookie. I would be like jello. I like the little candies. 1/4 of a candy and I am set for the day.
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Technocrat » 31 Dec 2015 6:01 am wrote:
I don't understand the appeal of intoxicants. I would never eat "weed" cookies. I'd rather not feel sick, dizzy, and delirious thanks.

If done right in moderation it's a tool to self reflection and enlightenment. If isis ate some cookies they might eventually stop being dicks.
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Technocrat » 31 Dec 2015 6:01 am wrote:
I don't understand the appeal of intoxicants. I would never eat "weed" cookies. I'd rather not feel sick, dizzy, and delirious thanks.


You can't be a true leftist, unless you undergo the initiation!

Real "heads" indulge in hallucinogenic stuff, like shrooms, acid, THC cookies ,and experience a mind altering epiphany that shifts their world view to one of peace, tranquility, and social justice.

The idea is to get in touch with your spirit, your inner child, and possibly even meet the Spaced Invaders! ;)
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Technocrat » 31 Dec 2015 6:01 am wrote:
I don't understand the appeal of intoxicants. I would never eat "weed" cookies. I'd rather not feel sick, dizzy, and delirious thanks.


Pretend weed is science or history. Your inclination to tamper with it will mushroom.

And speaking of mushrooms...

:rofl:
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Technocrat » 31 Dec 2015 6:01 am wrote:
I don't understand the appeal of intoxicants. I would never eat "weed" cookies. I'd rather not feel sick, dizzy, and delirious thanks.


My peopleum usedem natural intoxicants for vision questing, to seek the face of the Great Spirit and to learn his will for our individual livesum. Getting highum was letting go-um.

Me just use it to get fucked up - but my peopleum, THEY usedem it spiritually.

Some say you lackum spiritual truth - all headum no heartum, little ship in bottleum and need glass broken.




You needum to get high, niggerum.
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onlyaladd » 31 Dec 2015 9:14 am wrote:
Technocrat » 31 Dec 2015 6:01 am wrote:
I don't understand the appeal of intoxicants. I would never eat "weed" cookies. I'd rather not feel sick, dizzy, and delirious thanks.

If done right in moderation it's a tool to self reflection and enlightenment. If isis ate some cookies they might eventually stop being dicks.


I recommend A nice Chianti with some right wing sweetbreads.
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Technocrat » 31 Dec 2015 6:01 am wrote:
I don't understand the appeal of intoxicants. I would never eat "weed" cookies. I'd rather not feel sick, dizzy, and delirious thanks.

Free your mind and your ass will follow...
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Lostphoenix » 30 Dec 2015 9:39 pm wrote:
a friend gave me this cookie with some kind of weed butter in it.

its been a REALLY long time since i used pot, so he said to only to eat half which i did (after about 2 weeks of looking at the thing in my fridge)

for one it tasted like shit! if you have ever been forced to eat dandelions as a kid this reminded me of that but with chocolate chips
and it didnt really seem to do that much, felt a bit happy (watched the hateful 8 and was laughing my ass off every time someone said "nigger"...which was a lot)

so the next night I ate the other half after a few pints of oatmeal stout from the brewery

COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!

I remember rolling to the side of the bed around 2am and putting my leg on the ground in an attempt to stop the motion of the galaxy itself!...it didn't help

so I think I will just stick to beer from now on.....more power (and more stash) for the rest of ya


You didn't eat enough, next time start with 3 cookies....and some milk. :rofl:
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  10,947 31 Dec 2015, 1:58 pm

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nuckin futz » 31 Dec 2015 10:49 am wrote:

You can't be a true leftist, unless you undergo the initiation!

Real "heads" indulge in hallucinogenic stuff, like shrooms, acid, THC cookies ,and experience a mind altering epiphany that shifts their world view to one of peace, tranquility, and social justice.

The idea is to get in touch with your spirit, your inner child, and possibly even meet the Spaced Invaders! ;)


You going to confiscate my Jane Fonda Fan Club Card for leaving hallucinogens behind with the 80's? Really? I drink way too much beer, but prefer it to mindless hallucinogenic semi-consciousness.
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onlyaladd » 31 Dec 2015 9:14 am wrote:
If done right in moderation it's a tool to self reflection and enlightenment. If isis ate some cookies they might eventually stop being dicks.


They should try freon. They'll sit in circles and laugh their asses off for hours. Not to mention, it can easily kill you.
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bingster » 31 Dec 2015 1:01 pm wrote:

They should try freon. They'll sit in circles and laugh their asses off for hours. Not to mention, it can easily kill you.


You've obviously never tried freon. :D
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Cedarswamp » 31 Dec 2015 1:03 pm wrote:

You've obviously never tried freon. :D


Yeah, I have.
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bingster » 31 Dec 2015 1:22 pm wrote:
Cedarswamp » 31 Dec 2015 1:03 pm wrote:

You've obviously never tried freon. :D


Yeah, I have.


That's something I'd never brag about.
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One has to wonder if Tommy is intelligent enough to know what FDR was referring to, when he talked about the "big stick".


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