You girls ever gonna learn that trades are consensual? Dumping embarrasing compatriots is not like one of your dates with low self-esteem country girls, son - the other party has to go along
with your swap, dumbass.
Now, if you wanna DICKER, let's get down to business. You take either Al Sharpton, or George Wallace. Pick one, or keep your sexually frustrated peckerwood, peckerwood.
Oh, shit - I said dicker, and he's back to planning his next date rape...