Well, you've tried, yes - but you never can say what the hypocrisy was just as you can never say what the lie was. You just say it and happily think you've done "something". OTOH, I show
what you said that was a lie. I show
what you said that makes you a blatant hypocrite, specifically water boarding, specifically Commandment IX. So you try, but fail miserably, which I highly suspect has been the theme of your life.