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Str8tEdge » 12 Mar 2023, 2:30 am » wrote: Ouch....I'm kind of short at the moment. Will you take 2 hours of Maineman's wife? She's even got his own penis. Image   Image   Image
Sorry, I am receiving payment in kind along those same lines from the old gal who started this thread. 

She has such high estrogen levels that her penis is ingrown, so it's like it's not even there. 
 
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Str8tEdge » 12 Mar 2023, 12:21 am » wrote: But in order to be libelous, doesn't that mean it wouldn't be true? Image   Image   Image
I have no idea. I get libel and slander mixed up all the time. It took me 3 tries to pass the bar.

But what you DO NOT need is a nuisance suit. 

If you give me 25 rep points (my retainer), I will have a conflict initiating litigation against you.
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slideman » 11 Mar 2023, 11:55 am » wrote: I'm calling on you to quit this site for good. There's no excuse for the way these ******* have treated us. Don't tolerate it leave.
Don't take the law in your own hands. Take them to quart!
 
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Str8tEdge » 12 Mar 2023, 12:03 am » wrote: Just think. After you're gone the collective IQ will shoot up AND the site will be safe for children.

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I have to warn you that statement may be found libelous in a quart of law. 
 
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Squatchman » 12 Mar 2023, 12:03 am » wrote:     Yep.
  Just going to be hanging out at Glock Talk.
 Where real Republicans hang out.
 Because that's actually what I am.
 Not one of these abberations here that call themselves Americans and patriots.
 I've been lying the whole time about my political position.
 I'm a never Trumper and have never voted Democrat.
  I just sat out the last 2 elections.
Citizen, you sound like a man with a grudge. 

If you want to sue, I'm your man. No suit is too silly. 

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RedheadedStranger » 11 Mar 2023, 11:48 pm » wrote: Justice to the internet!

Now that's my kind of superhero!

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Thank you, citizen!

I have added a super hero tag to my siggy - you inspired it! :D

If you ever need representation, remember: No case is too silly.

The stupider the law suit, the harder I will work to G.E.T. Y.O.U. P.A.I.D.
 
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Neo » 11 Mar 2023, 9:45 pm » wrote: Spring is here, snowflakes are melting.
Beware, sir, what you just said may be deemed by a court to be tortious. 

I am here on behalf of Phelix_Dacat to bring justice to the internet!
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AnnoyedLiberall » 09 Mar 2023, 1:56 pm » wrote: I hope you are all doing well.
I haven't been around because I am in the process of a spiritual awakening.
I decided to leave the foolishness of party politics behind.
I can't stomach the way people treat each other over this stuff.
The powers that be are profiting in every way when we are divided, and hate each other.

The path I am on now is all about love. I have been opening my mind to the universe and what it has to offer.
We are all truly connected. We cannot lose sight of that.
There is so much more to life than this petty bickering.
I want to encourage you all to heal your traumas, cleanse, and balance your chakras, and spend time in meditation and prayer every day.
I pray into my day, and out of my day.

I am now a Certified Advanced Crystal Healer, Certified Chakra Healer, and am currently learning Reiki.
I started a crystal and metaphysical business, and I am writing a book.

I can honestly say I have never been happier.
I want that for all of you too.
People still need lawyers. 

If you ever need an internet barrister, I am on the job.

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Phelix_Dacat » 11 Mar 2023, 3:16 pm » wrote: Re: NOTICE OF DUTY TO PRESERVE EVIDENCE



Consult with an attorney.
Speak of the devil and he appears, sir. PM me for more information. You will not be charged unless you win.
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Cannonpointer » 11 Mar 2023, 1:34 pm » wrote: No. I have reinstated the existing order, which got slid over into mo-ville. 

We have NEVER, EVER allowed defenses of pedophilia on these boards - not on the old board and not on this board.

How it ever came about that we gave these creeps a voice for legitimzing baby **** was a shameful lapse.

Sanity has returned. That is all.
You have opened yourself to tortious response, sir.

On behalf of my clients, @Phelix_Dacat , et al, I instruct you to remove these incendiary member titles. 
 
 
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murdock » 11 Mar 2023, 1:38 pm » wrote: **** you up your mommies ***.
That is tortious interference, sir!
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slideman » 11 Mar 2023, 11:55 am » wrote: I'm calling on you to quit this site for good. There's no excuse for the way these ******* have treated us. Don't tolerate it leave.
DO NOT RUN! 

Stand and fight. 

I will take your case - no matter how hopeless!
 
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