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ConsRule » 06 Feb 2023, 6:23 pm » wrote: And you're free to go have your mommy explain it to you.
Don't you go bringing ME into it, cowboy. 

I couldn't keep him out of my panty drawer, much less get him to sit still for some education. 
 

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Blackvegetable » 06 Sep 2022, 5:01 pm » wrote:
Neo » 06 Sep 2022, 2:01 pm » wrote: I have withheld judgment to this point, waiting for promised smoking gun evidence to conclusively show votes were manipulated electronically. Two years is enough time for such evidence to appear, it's absence indicates that tales of CIA connected voting machine purveyors rigging the election are likely false. 

That said, the extremes that the opposition to Trump went to, violated and tarnished institutions we are expected to rely on. Their actions and inaction gave the election to Joe Biden. It took capitalizing on a pandemic, inflamming and supporting racial animosity, and burying damning stories that shone light on Bidens criminal abuse of office.  Objective observers have no reason to trust the media. They have reason to be wary of domestic intelligence agencies. They are justified in questioning the result of the election.
Never let the facts get in the way of your feels, Neo..
Keep him busy, Neo. Whatever gets his attention off my dirty panty hamper.

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Huey » 04 Sep 2022, 3:25 pm » wrote: @Cannonpointer  

We really need a “funniest post of the year” category.

You stop embarrassing my boy. It sends him running to my panty hamper.

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SJConspirator » 01 Jul 2022, 9:20 pm » wrote: what was Beevee like as a kid?  Did he fuss a lot ?

The most powerful memories I have of him involve the panty hamper and a lot of sniveling. 

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Not as funny as a "conservative" in the same camp s hillary and biden and soros, little fella.

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Blackvegetable » 11 Apr 2022, 5:11 pm » wrote: Were my mother nearly as homely as anything named on your papers, I'd exhume my father with my bare hands and slap him, *******.

Like you know which john your father is, pookie bear.

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DeplorablePatriot » 11 Apr 2022, 5:13 pm » wrote: You follow a narrative and I follow my own intellect. You don't know me, but I know you. I'm a conservative who isn't a lemming that has to follow the crowd. You...cliff jumper and coward. Gray is a color, you know.  Image

OOOOHHHH!!! So you are  MAVERICK, along with biden and pelosi. 

Fabulous, dahling - fabulous.

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roadkill » 28 Jun 2022, 7:28 am » wrote: Mrs. Bv...can yer son come out and play?

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Whatever keeps him out of my panty drawer. 

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DeplorablePatriot » 04 Apr 2022, 10:56 pm » wrote: Anyone with a "D" behind their name...there's reason to worry. Especially when dems are publicizing their concerns. 

You liberal nitwits, go ahead and tell me that your party is not worried. Be afraid...be very afraid. Counter with the same tired **** sidelining as normal and ignore the obvious. You **** in your own bed, so you now sleep in it. Image  

Biden cheerleader Jennifer Rubin says president's approval ratings 'deeply worrying' for Democrats in midterms | Fox News

And THIS^ little **** ***...

If I want to hear this ***'s position on Ukraine, I can turn the teevee to MSNBC and get the same retarded spew. 

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Blackvegetable » 11 Apr 2022, 4:49 pm » wrote: I see you've been answered again, but keep flapping your sperm funnel.
Get off Cannonpointer's dick, you little **** - and stay out of my dirty panty hamper. 

You had DOZENS of male role models as a kid. You should have grown up to be a man instead of such a disappointment. 

And your poor daughter. She has a dad that sells out her privacy, safety and dignity.

I'm ashamed of what a sissified little gender-confused fruitcake I raised.  :LOL:   :wave:  

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RebelGator » 05 Apr 2022, 3:16 am » wrote: I pictured you as much darker.

His dad was. 

https://static1.bigstockphoto.com/9/0/2 ... 997103.jpg

This is where we conceived little veg...

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jerrab » 05 Apr 2022, 1:08 am » wrote: and boys on girls' teams won't help a bit.
My retarded kid is all gung ho for that ****. 

But then, he prefers my laundry hamper to my panty drawer. He's into the funk. 
 

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DeezerShoove » 10 Mar 2022, 11:17 pm » wrote: Everyone has a talent. Some people finger paint with feces. Some people do what you do.

Not all "talents" yield good works.

I could recommend repeated excessive beatings.
But, would a flinching crybaby be an improvement? Perhaps...
Been there, done that, caused the flinching. 

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DeezerShoove » 08 Mar 2022, 11:50 pm » wrote: Zis zounds too Cherman for me.

Ve need to keel zem veirdos.
SPARE HIM! IT'S MY FAULT!

I never should have brought a mix up baby into the world.

Me and my affinity for Mandingo meat! I blame myself! Image  
 
 

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DeezerShoove » 07 Mar 2022, 5:13 pm » wrote: Ma'am, if it sits to pee because it HAS TO sit to pee, it isn't too complicated.

Besides, it's mother/father (whatever you identify as) love that counts.

Well, zer DOES sit to pee - but zim doesn't HAVE to.

It's complicated.

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DeezerShoove » 05 Jan 2022, 5:58 pm » wrote: Maybe I should have said he has problems with his mommy's issues.

He leaves his mess on her mess.
Everybody picks on my little boy. 

I mean girl.

I mean boy.

It's complicated...
 

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DeezerShoove » 05 Jan 2022, 5:41 pm » wrote: Who bothers?
The guy's a blowhole. 
Mincing and googling things. That's his entire arsenal.

He has no sense of humor and is a thin-skinned only child with HUGE mommy issues.

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He does NOT have "mommy issues," you cad! It is perfectly normal for young boys to leave Mummy's panty drawer disheveled and sticky. Harruumph! 

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AnnoyedLiberall » 06 Dec 2021, 1:45 pm » wrote: Oh really?
I guess I missed that thread too.
Probably because I am spending all this time out here in the real world doing meaningful things.
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Dear Ann Landers,

I have a son who leaves my panty drawer a sticky mess. Can you please advise?

Sincerely,

At my wit's end in Poughkeepsie. 
 

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JinnMartini » 04 Jan 2022, 8:34 pm » wrote: Did you pass it first ?

Maybe you were seeking help to pass it ?
You're wasting your time with my gay son. He is a major disappointment.  Image  

You seem like a very nice man. If you came by my house with a bottle of wine, we could have a great time together. I can make my boy watch, if you're into that. 

He isn't, which is what makes it funny to do.