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ROTFL.

"Oh NO! Trump is looking really bad at the way he totally denied, lied about and **** up the pandemic response! Quick! Shout some stupid **** trying to shift the blame to any democrat you can!"

Good luck, stooge.



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duck615 » 09 Jul 2020, 8:12 pm » wrote: I never knew democrats were once conservatives.... WOW
Absolutely. The democratic party used to be the party of racist southern conservatives.  
The party names flipped in the 60's.
Can you REALLY be that stupid?

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duck615 » 09 Jul 2020, 8:12 pm » wrote: Well folks you see it here^^^^^
Isabel the uneducated liberal asswipe can't handle the truth...
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What are you talking about?  I'm AGREEING with you!
Southern conservatives founded the KKK.
Southern conservatives were racists then, and they are racists now.

What part of "southern conservatives founded the KKK" are you having trouble understanding?
Is it because you are so uneducated, or because you can't handle the truth?
 

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Cannonpointer » 09 Jul 2020, 6:08 pm » wrote: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you stopped reading the post early, if that is what you mistook for my thesis.
Lazy eye? Pink brain? A.D.D.?
Idunno - but you efinitely didn't catch the zeitgeist. Still, thanks for stopping by and trying.
You said: "Everyone knows the democrats USED to be the racist party - the party of slavery and jim crow. Not even democrats deny this."
Standard deceitful con trick, trying to blame modern democrats for the racism of southern conservatives.

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Cannonpointer » 09 Jul 2020, 5:19 pm » wrote: Everyone knows the democrats USED to be the racist party - the party of slavery and jim crow. Not even democrats deny this.
Absolutely - when the democratic party was the party of southern conservatives, it was horribly racist. 
Now that the republican party is the party of southern conservatives, the republican party is horribly racist.

Good for you for pointing out how, no matter that party name, it is always the party of southern conservatives that is the racist party.

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Rock » 09 Jul 2020, 5:06 pm » wrote: People are so **** spoiled today. Boo hoo. I have to work 40 hours out of 168 hours in a week. Ask your parents or grandparents how many hours they worked a week just to survive. When people had to grow their own food they worked more than 40 hours a week.
Poor brainless con.

5 day work week at 8 hours a day = 40.
My suggestion: 4 day work week at 10 hours a day = 40

You:  "Waaaah!  That's so LAZY wanting to work 40 hours instead of 40 hours!  You're SPOILED!    Waaaaaaaaah!"

      
 

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Cannonpointer » 09 Jul 2020, 8:56 pm » wrote: This is the part that got the greenie this time. Your tone is just perfect - kind of a jamie lee curtiss meets hannibal lecter thing going on. I like it. 

We need a pull his wings off feature.
Now there's the old Cannon I know and love.

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Isabel: Even if it makes no sense at all, JUST SHOUT IT OVER AND OVER!
Rock » 09 Jul 2020, 8:23 pm » wrote: As usual you are making no sense at all. 
Back to your parrot act.
Is brainlessly repeating things you've heard other people say all you've got to offer?
I mean, I'm sure that's what makes you such a good, obedient stooge, but don't you have any actual thoughts of your own?
No?
Too painful?
 
 
 
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Rock » 09 Jul 2020, 7:16 pm » wrote: You: It's kind of like the Matrix. You are allowed home just long enough to recharge your battery, so you can go back to work and be drained again.
 

Waaahhh. I'm so tired. I can't fill anymore french fry bags. I'm exhausted. 
How dare those people who work 40 hours say they want to work 40 hours!
Cue pre-programmed script for con monkey to bleat whenever he hears ANYTHING about  a work week. 
Even if it makes no sense at all, JUST SHOUT IT OVER AND OVER!
There's a good little whore.

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Huey » 09 Jul 2020, 7:54 pm » wrote: oh, an upper east side elitist.  Go figure.  You ain’t **** sugar britches
LOL.

Well, THAT sure turned you into an insecure, whiny little *******, didn't it, Janet.

ROTFL.
 
 

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NeoConvict » 09 Jul 2020, 8:49 am » wrote: What was hateful about painting over a message that they found to be politically odious? BLM is a self admitted Marxist organization with political ambitions. One can disagree with BLM inc entirely and not disagree with the simplistic and self evident notion that black lives matter.
I think you are going to find:  "They didn't do it because they hate black people!  It was just a "disagreement" with Marxism!", when there is video of the guy shouting "Racism doesn't exist! Oppression doesn't exist!" a pretty hard sell.
But good luck.
 
 
 
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Phelix_Dacat » 08 Jul 2020, 11:00 pm » wrote: You and CP both share racism as a hobby. You both have that going for you. Not enough to make a marriage, but probably enough for a quick fling at the no-tell motel.

IQ tests are ****. They have a minor validity in predicting the outcome of individual performance in academics and test taking. Beyond that they aren't worth much of anything. A not well kept secret is a lot of experts on IQ tests say the same thing about them.

As an aside, the right hand side of your scale stops at 145. I test over that. BFD. I'll also add of all the Mensa folks I've met, almost all have been boorish pontificating ******* with huge superiority complexes. As people, they were real ****.
MENSA only requires 132.
That means it's full of people who are sort of smart, but painfully aware that they aren't REALLY smart.
The always brilliant Steve Martin:How I Joined Mensa I started with the phone book. Looking up "mensa" was not going to be easy, what with having to follow the strict alphabetizing rules that are so common nowadays. I prefer a softer, more fuzzy alphabetizing scheme, one that allows the mind to float free and "happen" upon the word. There is pride in that. The dictionary is a perfect example of over-alphabetization, with its harsh rules and every little word neatly in place. It almost makes me never want to eat again.

 Joining Mensa means that you are a genius, and enables you to meet other members who will understand what the hell you are talking about when you say, for example, "That lamppost is tawdry." That's the kind of person they're after. Joining Mensa instills in one a courtly benevolence toward nonmembers, who would pretend to know what you know, think what you think, and stultify what you perambulate.
I worried about the arbitrary 132 cut-off point, until I met someone with an I.Q. of 131 and, honestly, he was a bit slow on the uptake.

 I gave up on the phone book, which led me astray time and again with its complex passages, and then tried blind calling with no success. Next, 1-800-MENSA, which weirdly brought dead silence on the other end of the phone. A week later while volksvalking, I realized that "Mensa" didn't contain enough numerals to be a phone number, and knew it must be understood that any future member would be able to figure out the next two digits in the sequence. I tried dialing MENSANE, MENSAIL, MENSAFE, and MENSAAB, but got three rebuffs and a fax tone.

 So it was neither rhyme nor reason that I stumbled into a party in my building when I inverted my floor number and got off at 21 instead of 12. Entering the party, I flipped back the Oushak rug and counted the knots per square inch. These people had money. I heard snippets of conversation: words like "feldspar" and "euonym" filled the air. In the corner, a lone piper played a dirge. Instantly, I knew where I was. This was a Mensa party.

 That's when I saw Lola. She had hair the color of rust and a body the shape of a Doric column - the earlier ones, pre-invasion. She walked across the room carrying one of those rum drinks, slid herself onto the blue velveteen sofa, and endearingly poked herself in the face with her straw when she missed her mouth. If she truly was Mensa, she would have no problem with my introduction: "Please don't relegate me to a faraway lea," I ventured."I can see you've read Goethe, the Snooky Lanson translations," she countered. "Lozenge?"

 I was pegging her at around 140. Her look told me she was pegging me in the low 120s. My goal was to elevate her assessment and wangle a Mensa membership form out of her. Taking a hint from the soap operas, I talked to her with my back turned while staring out a window: "Wouldn't you rather parse than do anything?""Hail Xiaoping, the Chinese Goddess of Song," she rejoined. Lola then engaged in some verbal sparring that left me reeling. "This is quite an impressive apartment," she offered.

 I saw a dictionary on its stand. Oh, how I longed to run to it and look up "impressive"! How I wanted to retort in Mensa-ese! But it was my turn, and I spoke: "I'm not sure if that's a compliment or an insult." I threw my head back, laughing, coughed out my lozenge, and watched it nestle into the Oushak. She asked me my name. "Call me Dor," I said. Later, I realized I'd meant Rod.

 Lola and I sat and talked through the night. After the party, I held her and whispered, "I love that you're in Mensa." She whispered back, "I love that you're in Mensa, too." My temperature dropped to arctic. She told me her phone number, but, since it was all sevens, I couldn't remember it. Most things one wants in life come when they are no longer needed. My membership was awarded exactly one year later, when I applied and became an honorary mensa "plaything." I sold my refrigerator and with the money went on a Mensa love-boat trip to Bermuda.
Embarking, I saw a woman standing aft, her back to me, slightly bent over a railing, looking very much the way a Doric column would look if it were bent over a railing. She turned and saw me, and I again saw my Lola. It was as though nothing had changed in a year, because we were both wearing the same things we wore on that night, still unwashed.
She spoke: "Long time no see, Dor." 
I corrected her, gaining the upper hand: "My name's not Dor."
"What is it?"
"It will come to me."
"Would you like to take a walk on the boatdeck?" she asked.
Boatdeck? Where is the damn dictionary when you need it?
She spoke: "I have only two years to live. Let's enjoy them while we slaver."
"Then slaver we shall, slaver we shall." I took her hand, and we turned eastward, toward the setting sun. "And, by the way, my name is Ord."

 
 

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nuckinfutz » 08 Jul 2020, 2:50 pm » wrote: Does it occur to anyone that this is rather abnormal behavior? Most people who behave this way are schizophrenics. For those suffering from paranoid delusions it's not uncommon for them to be seen screaming at random strangers for reasons only known to themselves. Schizophrenics will often self-medicate with street drugs and that can amplify the paranoid delusions and exacerbate the behavior.
Several of us have come to the same conclusion.

The verbiage - disorganized speech that is grammatically correct but makes no sense, is text book schizophrenia.
 
 

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I love watching the ever-shrinking demographic of angry, uneducated redneck losers chanting to themselves that THEY are "the country".
 
 

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Crazytrain » 08 Jul 2020, 4:27 pm » wrote: Its crazy watching these cons trying to polish a turd.
They are full blown cult members.
They show their loyalty by denying reality.
Like all cult followers, they are actually willing to DIE to service their leader and his lies.

The problem is, they want to kill other people, too.
 
 

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Crazytrain » 08 Jul 2020, 2:24 pm » wrote: Hearing him speak is so painful. .

He will never voluntarily step down. 
Severe, pathological narcissists like Trump can NEVER leave a source of narcissistic supply.

YOU:   And I think he stopped the covid press conferences because he couldn't be sane and keep from rabbling on

He stopped because people were challenging his lies.  Narcissists constantly rewrite reality into a nice safe fantasy in which they are perfect in every way and get nonstop approval and attention and acceptance of their fairy stories..

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Perfect.

I guess sign should read "ONLY MY LIFE MATTERS
 

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If she had half a brain she would have her attorney release a statement saying that she has no desire or thought of any kind to commit suicide, and if she is found dead, it will have been murder.

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AnnoyedLiberall » 07 Jul 2020, 2:44 pm » wrote: How can she be wheelchair bound if she is dead?
AutisticTuna tells himself she's dead while he is fapping about it. it helps.

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NeoConvict » 29 Jun 2020, 1:12 pm » wrote: Feticide is a subset of homicide.
 
Still irrelevant.

YOU:   Not all homicides are murder. Contracted killing of another human being is illegal under all circumstances outside of abortion. 

Abortion isn't "killing of another human being".



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