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ConsRule » 06 Feb 2023, 6:23 pm » wrote: And you're free to go have your mommy explain it to you.
Don't you go bringing ME into it, cowboy. 

I couldn't keep him out of my panty drawer, much less get him to sit still for some education. 
 

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Huey » 04 Sep 2022, 3:25 pm » wrote: @Cannonpointer  

We really need a “funniest post of the year” category.

You stop embarrassing my boy. It sends him running to my panty hamper.

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RebelGator » 05 Apr 2022, 3:16 am » wrote: I pictured you as much darker.

His dad was. 

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This is where we conceived little veg...

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Blackvegetable » 11 Apr 2022, 5:11 pm » wrote: Were my mother nearly as homely as anything named on your papers, I'd exhume my father with my bare hands and slap him, *******.

Like you know which john your father is, pookie bear.

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roadkill » 28 Jun 2022, 7:28 am » wrote: Mrs. Bv...can yer son come out and play?

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Whatever keeps him out of my panty drawer. 

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DeezerShoove » 10 Mar 2022, 11:17 pm » wrote: Everyone has a talent. Some people finger paint with feces. Some people do what you do.

Not all "talents" yield good works.

I could recommend repeated excessive beatings.
But, would a flinching crybaby be an improvement? Perhaps...
Been there, done that, caused the flinching. 

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AnnoyedLiberall » 06 Dec 2021, 1:45 pm » wrote: Oh really?
I guess I missed that thread too.
Probably because I am spending all this time out here in the real world doing meaningful things.
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Dear Ann Landers,

I have a son who leaves my panty drawer a sticky mess. Can you please advise?

Sincerely,

At my wit's end in Poughkeepsie.