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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 2:31 pm wrote:
Immigrants drain the public benefits system, etc.


What doesn't your chart cover? 1) How various nationalities take advantage of it and their differences. That's the point Trump is making.

2) that the country already has over $100 trillion in unfunded liabilities, so we should be even stricter

and 3) we already have a huge problem of too many people being dependent on various forms of welfare, so the comparison is pretty close to irrelevant.

Trump and Repubs are going to reform Welfare, so the last thing we need is more immigrants receiving it.

Never mind that the federal government makes it almost impossible to get a truly accurate picture.

That has more to do with poverty than with morality.


True, it's about protecting the country from the corrupt, self serving, destructive policies of the Democrat Party, who rely on immigration as native-born Americans increasingly reject their malgovernance.
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  13,699 12 Jan 2018, 7:46 pm

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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 6:21 pm wrote:
You are right about that.
He is a complete and utter joke


You never lie, do you. :\

Trump gets it.

A huge threat to the future of the country is exponential "Chain Immigration." Democrats are relying on large numbers of immigrants coming into the country to tip the vote away from the majority of native-born Americans.

Fox reported that the hack Republicans and dishonest Democrats who first met with him had assured Trump that they'd taken care of those issues he has demanded to get; the end of Chain Immigration, the end of the Immigration Lottery and funding for the border.

They lied and tried to slip though a bill filled with fine print that would have continued both forms of immigration.


And clearly he blew up and chewed them out.

Unlike those liars Clinton and Obama, Trump is doing his best to keep his campaign promises.
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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 6:58 pm wrote:
And then there's all that pesky racism.


Yes, that's the age-old Democrat Talking Point Lie told about EVERY Republican and conservative, even the most carefully spoken and reasonable.

Reagan was racist!

Dubya is racist!
Rush is racist!


I'm racist and a Nazi supporter, too! :rofl: :rofl:

Fuck you and your endless smears.

A few flaws.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Except that he's doing an excellent job as president and is keeping almost all his promises.

You're too much of a liar to admit either, so all you do smear, smear, smear, smear, smear.
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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 7:00 pm wrote:
crimsongulf » 12 Jan 2018 6:52 pm wrote:
I wonder how many of those living overseas are there due to work. Ohhhhh shit that fucks up the loinfo narrative doesn't it.


Nobody is forced to work overseas.
They do it voluntarily.


Which has absolutely nothing to do with Sieff's stupid point. :rofl: :rofl:


And your idiocy for citing it.

Almost no one lives in shitholes voluntarily unless they're earning a tremendous amount of money or are on missionary work.

But you're too dishonest to admit that.
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  13,699 12 Jan 2018, 8:06 pm

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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 6:58 pm wrote:
Your cult leader has been accused by over a dozen women of touching them non-consensually.
And he was having affairs with Porn Stars and Playboy Playmates, either while his wife was pregnant or right after she gave birth, and paying them for their silence.


I have no idea about the latter, but I didn't vote for him because I thought he was a saint.
I voted for him to save the country from your deeply corrupt, deeply destructive party.

Unlike you, I won't tell years of lies in his defense, like you did to deny Clinton's felonies, impeachable acts and rape accusations.
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  13,699 12 Jan 2018, 8:10 pm

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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 7:04 pm wrote:
Termin8tor » 12 Jan 2018 6:59 pm wrote:
When have I ever portrayed him as an "altar boy?" Can you quote me?

No?

Then you're lying again, as if anyone is surprised by that.


That was hyperbole jackass


That wasn't hyperbole at all. Nothing I've ever written comes close to that obvious lie.

you always whitewash his behavior.


I call it like I see it. Do you have one single shred of actual evidence yet of criminal activity by Trump or his officials?

No?

You can't debate issue honestly, so you lie and smear.

Like when you referred to him groping women's private parts as a just a 'vulgar form of seduction.'
Go ahead.
Tell me you didn't say that.
I dare you.


I said it and stand by it. No sane person would believe that he walked up to random women and touched them. That's the lunatic claim of a literal psychopath like you. :loco:

There would be thousands and thousands of lawsuits.

You can't debate issue honestly, so you lie and smear.
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  13,699 13 Jan 2018, 12:26 pm

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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 8:08 pm wrote:
I voted for him
to save the country from your deeply corrupt, deeply destructive party.

Unlike you, I won't tell
years of lies in his defense, like you did

to deny Clinton's felonies, impeachable acts and rape accusations.


And out of the 17 Republicans running, you picked the most corrupt and destructive one.
Go figure.


Destructive? The economy is booming, and he's returning the country to the rule of law and abiding by the Constitution.

Unlike Obama, who had the 4th worst economic record in US history.


And who intentionally violated federal law and the Constitution regularly.

Corruption? Still waiting for one single shred of evidence.

And even your baseless accusations don't have the slightest thing to do with anything he's done wrong while president.

Unlike the other Repubs running, Trump gets it and stands tough to achieve his goals for the country.
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  13,699 13 Jan 2018, 12:41 pm

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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 6:58 pm wrote:
And then there's all that pesky racism.


I'm very glad you finally called out Obama for his virulent racism.

Oh, wait. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

In 2016, Atlantic, quoting Obama, reported:
“So we actually executed this plan as well as I could have expected: We got a UN mandate, we built a coalition, it cost us $1 billion — which, when it comes to military operations, is very cheap. We averted large-scale civilian casualties, we prevented what almost surely would have been a prolonged and bloody civil conflict. And despite all that, Libya is a mess.
Mess is the president’s diplomatic term; privately, he calls Libya a “shit show,” in part because it’s subsequently become an ISIS haven — one that he has already targeted with air strikes. It became a shit show, Obama believes, for reasons that had less to do with American incompetence than with the passivity of America’s allies and with the obdurate power of tribalism.
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Misty » 13 Jan 2018 11:38 am wrote:
I didn't say the doctor was fake jackass, but I have my doubts about that statement.
We already know that 45 put out one doctor's statement that was a bunch of bullshit.

Remember how his quack doctor said that 45 would be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Jesus Christ Clem, were you sitting here waiting for me?
The minute I made a post you were right on my ass.


Your bullshit and lunacy is very entertaining. :rofl: :rofl:

As you ignore all the excellent things he's done for the country, in particular the booming economy.

"Fake doctor! Fake doctor!"

Good luck with that in 2020. :clap:
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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 8:08 pm wrote:
And out of the 17 Republicans running, you picked the most corrupt and destructive one.
Go figure.


Oh yeah. Look at the horrific damage Trump has one to the country. :huh:

Oh, wait, that's what Democrats did to Detroit, East St. Louis and other major cities.

This is the worst kind of racism I can imagine, other than violence, yet you write not one single word about it.

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Misty » 13 Jan 2018 12:42 pm wrote:
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Why did you avoid the undeniable fact that your party has destroyed large parts of major cities?

Destroyed the lives of people living there who are disproportionately minority?

Instead, you try to blame a competent Republican who has brought Michigan's economy back from the deep damage your party did.

How utterly dishonest, but exactly what we all expect from you.



I'm sure the children who are suffering permanent damage from lead poisoning will be eternally grateful to the 'competent' Governor Snyder.[/'quote]

Great, great job at ignoring my far, far, FAR more important point.

Psychopath.

Please spare me your phony outrage about the plight of minorities.
If you gave a shit about them you would not support the filthy racist in the WH.


Fuck you, psycho. Black incomes are rising faster than white incomes.
Black unemployment is at a "record low," although I question that, at least there's huge improvement.

The ongoing Trump Boom will improve the lives of minorities after eight years of Obama economic failure and food stamps.

How much have you ever written about the water crisis in Flint, caused by people that Snyder appointed and that disproportionately affected minorities?

How utterly dishonest, but exactly what we all expect from you.


Fuck you, psycho. The destruction of America's cities all across the country is a far more important issue, about which you write nothing.

The lead poisoning is a local issue, primarily caused by the incompetence of the city's mayor.


How typically dishonest that you first blame the Republican.
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Misty » 13 Jan 2018 11:38 am wrote:
I didn't say the doctor was fake jackass, but I have my doubts about that statement.


Oh my, doubts about a doctor's statement.

Huge, huge scandal. :rofl: :rofl:

Speaking of jokes and humor, haven't you endlessly denied that there has been any abuse of power under Obama?

BOMBSHELL: Chairman Nunes Has Seen Clear Evidence of FISA ‘Abuse’ by FBI and DOJ Officials
January 12, 2018 by Cristina Laila
ouse Intelligence Chairman Devin Nunes told Republican colleagues in two closed-door meetings this week he has seen evidence that shows clear “abuse” of government surveillance programs by FBI and Justice Department officials, according to three sources familiar with the conversations, raising more questions about whether the controversial anti-Trump dossier was used by the Obama administration to authorize surveillance of advisers to President Trump.

The California Republican made his comments in private meetings with GOP colleagues as he tried to round up votes in favor of renewing a key section of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, known as Section 702, which eventually passed in the House on Thursday.

Before the vote, Nunes told GOP lawmakers they could trust him that he has not seen abuse of that section of the law dealing with foreigners, but that other sections of the law have in fact been misused by government officials to conduct surveillance of Americans. Nunes vowed that he plans to address his concerns by trying to share the evidence with the entire House later this month, after the debate over Section 702 is complete, according to the three sources familiar with the conversations.
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Misty » 13 Jan 2018 12:58 pm wrote:
Please stop fucking up my comedy thread.
Post something funny or GTFO.
You do know what funny means, right?
Look it up.

If anyone wants to read your crazy rantings, they are in the Peanut Gallery, where all of your future posts that don't contain something funny will go from now on.


Your denial that there was no wiretapping scandal is hilarious, which is why I presented proof.

Figures you'd censor it, psycho.


What, are you afraid you might actually learn about the biggest scandal in US history?

You are a joke.
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Misty » 13 Jan 2018 1:03 pm wrote:
Sorry.
With all of Clem's crazy ranting I sometimes forget that this is a humor thread.


Oh yeah, Nunes's statement that he has strong evidence of corruption in the FBI and Justice Dept. and abuse of FISA and unmasking is "ranting."

Liar.

All you have is propaganda.

You are afraid to post in your other thread out of embarrassment of the posts I've left and information I've cited. :rofl:
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  13,699 15 Jan 2018, 2:23 pm

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Misty » 15 Jan 2018 1:13 pm wrote:
Termin8tor » 15 Jan 2018 12:54 pm wrote:
[quote name='MistyBlue' timestamp='1329434208' post='2444394']I guess they prefer to penetrate a woman's vagina without her consent.
Kind of like you.



Well that link sure as hell won't work, will it jackass?
What are you trying to prove?
That I have said some nasty things to you over the years?
I have never pretended to be an angel.


"Not an angel?"

That doesn't even begin to express your psychopathic lies and smears.

And you are not exactly innocent on that score are you?
You have accused me of 'defending a serial rapist' for ten fucking years, making it look like I believe that someone raping multiple women is just fine with me.
So I will say as much shit about you as I want to.
You reap what you sow.



My accurately pointing out your documented history with your own words isn't the same as your smearing of me and many, many, many others.

How typical that you'd try to equate your ugly lies with the truth I've cited. :loco:
Everybody says shit to each other on this forum.
If you can't handle it then maybe this is not the place for you, you big fucking whining baby.


I'm not whining in the slightest, psycho.

I'm just exposing your for the lying, smearing psychopath that you obviously are.
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Misty » 15 Jan 2018 2:33 pm wrote:
Don't you have a tongue bath to give?
Hurry, Huey is waiting.
Don't make him waste a Viagra.


You're not a well person. :loco:

You're on notice Puss.
Any future you posts you make in this thread will be sent to the Peanut Gallery unless they contain something humorous.


As I noted, you can't debate issues honestly, so you lie, smear and spread propaganda.
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Misty » 17 Jan 2018 3:53 pm wrote:
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Misty » 17 Jan 2018 3:28 pm wrote:
No it is NOT painfully obvious.
They are standing side by side.

You constantly call everyone on this forum who does not agree with you a lair, yet you are the biggest liar around here.

How about this one?
Is Jeb Bush closer to the camera there as well?

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Or what about this one?
Is Bush standing closer to the camera here?

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How about this shot of him standing side by side with Obama who is 6' 1"?
Does it look like he is two inches taller than Obama?
Obama actually looks slightly taller.
Especially if 45 were to remove the dead rodent from his head.

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You are delusional. Your hatred overpowers your ability to think rationally. You are a shithole of the first order. You obviously require therapy for your delusional beliefs.

Isn't it time for your sponge bath Grandpa?

What has this to do with your delusional hatred of Trump. Who gives a shit about who is taller than a hate filled idiot like you!!! You really need therapy since you nit pick on Trump for such inconsequential things like this. Your insessent posting this idiocy demonstrates your mental issue. A few posts is one thing but post after post after post is proof of your over the top mental issues. Get a life. You are only hurting yourself with this obsession.
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