Bud Light Marketing Chief Finally To Resign...

[Punch]

Punch said:

 LOL.  Yeah, it's like A-B now drapes ultra-patriotism, HUGE galloping horses and other "manly" things over its Queer Beer, so much so that it ooozes queer like a 1970's Village People album cover.THIS BUD'S FOR YOU! 

Does anyone remember why these *** were liked so much back then? I don't.

[Skans]

Skans said:

I never considered bud light beer. So they didn't lose me as a customer.

I like newcastle brown ale, generally. I like Guinness from time to time. And when I'm feeling my white trash roots, I reach for MGD in the bottle Those are the beers I keep in my home when I keep beer in my home.

I used to drink Bud Light  - not a bad light beer. I actually drink beer because I'm thirsty, not because I like to savor the fruity, oaky, hoppy ****. I did like to drink a Guinness Stout once in awhile.  That is, until I saw that they are something like 300 calories. Freaking syrup-beer.

Now, I pretty much just drink Yuengling Light.
 

[impartialobserver]

impartialobserver said:

I used to drink Bud Light  - not a bad light beer. I actually drink beer because I'm thirsty, not because I like to savor the fruity, oaky, hoppy ****. I did like to drink a Guinness Stout once in awhile.  That is, until I saw that they are something like 300 calories. Freaking syrup-beer.

Now, I pretty much just drink Yuengling Light.

A bit of a shame. I have no idea where you live and do not want to know but my guess is that Chattanooga, TN is not that far. They are a rising star in the microbrewery world. Mark my words.. by 2035, they will be right up there with Seattle, Portland, Grand Rapids Michigan, San Diego, and Boise. Not all microbreweries are owned and frequented by yuppie hipsters.. quite a few are down to earth operations
 

[Cannonpointer]

Cannonpointer said:

I used to drink Bud Light  - not a bad light beer. I actually drink beer because I'm thirsty, not because I like to savor the fruity, oaky, hoppy ****. I did like to drink a Guinness Stout once in awhile.  That is, until I saw that they are something like 300 calories. Freaking syrup-beer.

Now, I pretty much just drink Yuengling Light.

Yeah, that yuengling is a nice little beer.

As to the three hundred calories, I never saw Guinness as anything but dinner. I call it liquid steak. 
 

[Cannonpointer]

Cannonpointer said:

Does anyone remember why these *** were liked so much back then? I don't.

Pushed on us. They had the right jews behind them. 

[Cannonpointer]

Cannonpointer said:

AB Inbev's revenues and profits are starting to recover. I will say that this was a misstep. Sales may come back to their pre-Dylan days but they did lose their foothold in the rural areas. In places like Sacramento, Spokane, Bend.. this does not change anything.

Growing BACK won't make them #1 again.

They pissed that away pushing perversion. 

And I am familiar with each of those cities. Are you saying being a queer beer DOESN'T matter in those cities, or does?
 

[Cannonpointer]

Cannonpointer said:

that being said.. Have not drank a Bud Light since the late 90's. It's all a matter of taste but I much prefer the high ABV, hoppy beers. So If I am going to drink.. may as well go big. Hence why I only drink 1 or 2 days per week.

Why drink a beer in a place that sells ale?

[impartialobserver]

impartialobserver said:

Why drink a beer in a place that sells ale?

Well, when I say "beer", i am including all of the varietals such as pilsner, lager, belgian ale, ale, barleywine-style ale, Porter, Stout, Sour, etc. My faves are high abv, intense IPA's. Main reason is that I have no sense of smell and therefore anything else takes like nothing. 
 

[impartialobserver]

impartialobserver said:

Growing BACK won't make them #1 again.

They pissed that away pushing perversion. 

And I am familiar with each of those cities. Are you saying being a queer beer DOESN'T matter in those cities, or does?

It is my experience that those in the cities who drink Bud Light do so because of price and availability. When a 12 oz. bud Light is $1.99 and a Sam Adams Boston Lager is $5.99 for the same size.. Bud Light wins out. Having been out and about lately.. I have not seen any cans or marketing material with this trans stuff on it. 

[Cannonpointer]

Cannonpointer said:

It is my experience that those in the cities who drink Bud Light do so because of price and availability. When a 12 oz. bud Light is $1.99 and a Sam Adams Boston Lager is $5.99 for the same size.. Bud Light wins out. Having been out and about lately.. I have not seen any cans or marketing material with this trans stuff on it.

Okay, I can get with that. Bud light CAN sell in those markets if it's cheaper than the swill in the next can.

But those markets are no friend of the trans grind, and they DO care. They're just some busted-*** *** is all. 

If bud light is relegated to fighting a price war with local stinko beers, I'm declaring my personal victory conditions in the matter met. 
 

[impartialobserver]

impartialobserver said: Little factoid.. when you go somewhere and you see Mexican Lager.. the only difference is that they are using corn in additional to the barley along with lager yeast and hops. Bud light is made with rice and barley.

[Punch]

Punch said:

Pushed on us. They had the right jews behind them.

Does Soros's finger stink?

[Cannonpointer]

Cannonpointer said:

Does Soros's finger stink?

Wouldn't be surprised. But he mostly focuses on politics. There are other shmozen who do the entertainment side. 

[MackTheFinger]

MackTheFinger said: When I quit drinking, I drank 12 oz Miller Cans and if I had $$$...Heiken's.
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[jerra b]

jerra b said:

Anheuser-Busch’s US marketing chief, Benoit Garbe, will resign because America still thinks of Bud Light as QUEER BEER.  Garbe said he “will be resigning at the end of the year in order to embark on a new chapter in his career” - probably promoting Queer Beer in a more queer friendly location.   Yes, Benoit, the "*** from France" is no longer going to be marketing the so-called "all American Beer" to queers.  ANOTHER HARVARD GRADUATEWHO **** UP Now, I just want to know when is that ****-sucker, Brendan Whitworth, A-B's CEO, going to resign!!!

good.

[impartialobserver]

impartialobserver said: with all this talk of beer.. I may have to stop by the big box liquor store and see if they have any tasty Imperial IPA's.

[Str8tEdge]

Str8tEdge said:

New Castle, Guinness, MGD when I'm feeling trashy.

Jesus.... those are gayer than Bud Light.....

[Cannonpointer]

Cannonpointer said:

Jesus.... those are gayer than Bud Light.....

Yeah, no. 

They're not. 

MGD maybe - MAYBE - is good for a handy. 

It's MAYBE hand job gay.

Bud light is full on rim job, finger job, the old -in-out, up the pole and down the pole, cream-filled hershey-squirts, bareback susan with the cowboy hat,  roll me over in the clover, foreign object penetration, now-get-up-and-make-me-a-****-sandwich-you-you-little-bottom-*******, I-am-staying-the-night-and-you-are-cooking-me-breakfast, let's-go-flounce-in-front-of-school-kids gay. 
 

[Str8tEdge]

Str8tEdge said:

Yeah, no. 

They're not. 

MGD maybe - MAYBE - is good for a handy. 

It's MAYBE hand job gay.

Bud light is full on rim job, finger job, the old -in-out, up the pole and down the pole, cream-filled hershey-squirts, bareback susan with the cowboy hat,  roll me over in the clover, foreign object penetration, now-get-up-and-make-me-a-****-sandwich-you-you-little-bottom-*******, I-am-staying-the-night-and-you-are-cooking-me-breakfast, let's-go-flounce-in-front-of-school-kids gay.

                                                       

[jerra b]

jerra b said:

Jesus.... those are gayer than Bud Light.....

unless it has gay on the label or promoted by lbtrxxppzxx+ a can of beer is neither straight or gay.