Kaykan » 19 Aug 2017 8:33 pm wrote:
Cannon Fodder, I just noticed that your advertisement claims 98% of something.
What are you missing? Two testicles?
No, I am 98% macho man because I have bedded that many women.
The two dicks I sucked - experimentation, I assure you - account for the 2% sugar britches aspect of my character.
For the record, yes I swallowed. I didn't want people to think I'm that much of a fag, that I would blow a guy and not swallow. But I DID NOT LIKE THE TASTE.
If I were a real gay, it would have been like Hagen Daz to me. But no. I didn't like it one bit. In fact, I shoved my finger down my throat and made myself puke it back up.
Which has always puzzled me. Why did my finger make me puke, but the dicks didn't? I dunno - hence the 98% thing. I just don't wanna fly a false flag, yet I DO wanna advertise my machismo.