I was driving through Ionia Co. in Michigan mid-afternoon about 10 years ago.
On I-96 at 71 mph. Very light traffic so I was slowly passing in the left lane.
I saw the Ionia County Sheriff in the right lane and just kept on. As I was passing him, I could see it was a young woman in uniform in the passenger side. The driver was a uniformed, old goat that probably lived under a bridge. He waited until my back bumper was even with his front bumper (probably to see my plate number). Then he blew his horn and I considered ignoring him.
I was on a run for my job and thought better of getting a speeding ticket on the clock (which is just dumb). So I slowed and got this "Joe Arpaio" look as he cruised by. At least what I imagined Old Joe would look like close up. I guess he was teaching the young lady how to fuck with people.
Of course as soon as I hit the county line 5 minutes later I was going 85 again. It was just a useless gesture all around.
Old guy trying to show his sperm count, me obviously on business (the corridor is well known), young lady probably threw herself at him at the next rest stop for that BJ.
I felt like the winner overall. He probably earned no points impressing the girl.
Old fuckers seeking to retain . . . something.
I only hope I'm not doing that petty shit when I'm too old to drive.