chuck schumer molested me when i was 8

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Posted by Bigsky
  57,039 14 Nov 2017, 10:32 am

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crimsongulf » 14 Nov 2017 9:31 am wrote:
Would you rather it had been Pelosi?

I would have
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  30,034 14 Nov 2017, 10:34 am

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Bigsky » 14 Nov 2017 9:32 am wrote:
I would have


The Bondo burns could have been horrific.
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  57,039 14 Nov 2017, 10:35 am

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crimsongulf » 14 Nov 2017 9:34 am wrote:

The Bondo burns could have been horrific.

But I wouldn't have hanged myself if it would have been Nancy
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  30,034 14 Nov 2017, 10:36 am

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Bigsky » 14 Nov 2017 9:35 am wrote:
But I wouldn't have hanged myself if it would have been Nancy


What method would you have used?
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  57,039 14 Nov 2017, 10:47 am

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crimsongulf » 14 Nov 2017 9:36 am wrote:

What method would you have used?

Lol......probably would have beat myself to death with a blunt instrument
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Posted by Ricky Tavy
  6,397 14 Nov 2017, 10:55 am

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Bigsky » 14 Nov 2017 9:31 am wrote:
Ricky Tavy » 14 Nov 2017 9:28 am wrote:

In his defense, your glory hole was famous even then.

Given that pedophilia tends to be passed along when those who were molested grow up, I suppose this could explain your current obsession with the topic. Maybe, you and Stinky could form a support group. He gets off on fantasies of being molested.

Not my ass hole....chuck wound up pregnant....but go ahead blame the victim


Sorry, I am not able to follow all of the deviancy that is fueling your latest bout of Onanism, but I am a bit distracted by Stinky demanding I watch his fevered stroking instead. You believe you impregnated a male senator via anal intercourse with him? Nevermind, I've only been here a few minutes this morning, and already I need to shower off the Deplorable slime.
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Posted by Bigsky
  57,039 14 Nov 2017, 11:04 am

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Ricky Tavy » 14 Nov 2017 9:55 am wrote:

Sorry, I am not able to follow all of the deviancy that is fueling your latest bout of Onanism, but I am a bit distracted by Stinky demanding I watch his fevered stroking instead. You believe you impregnated a male senator via anal intercourse with him? Nevermind, I've only been here a few minutes this morning, and already I need to shower off the Deplorable slime.

I've had my USDA allowance of retard...so I could only read the first word....sorry
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  8,281 14 Nov 2017, 12:51 pm

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Bigsky » 13 Nov 2017 7:22 am wrote:
its true....


Misty finds your story to be....delicious!
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  4 14 Nov 2017, 12:58 pm

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Bigsky » 13 Nov 2017 7:22 am wrote:
its true....


did you enjoy it??...was he good????
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  12,240 14 Nov 2017, 1:12 pm

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Bigsky » 14 Nov 2017 9:19 am wrote:
deezer shoove » 14 Nov 2017 8:22 am wrote:

Why? Did he participate in this assisted suicide?
It was a cross between suicide and mercy killing, wasn't it?

Your pain was too much for even him to bear.

That Goddamned Chuck Schumer...

ps I gave CP ten right where he needed it...
But they were greenies because I believe you secretly love him and mean only good things.

I hate you now


'No' means 'yes'...

I love you too.

Not in a Schumer kind of way. I love you but I'm not "IN" love with you. :o
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  4 14 Nov 2017, 1:17 pm

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deezer shoove » 14 Nov 2017 12:12 pm wrote:

'No' means 'yes'...

I love you too.

Not in a Schumer kind of way. I love you but I'm not "IN" love with you. :o


hey...do you want to be a modulator.....i get another pick most probably because pigsty fucked up....even though he don't care........anyway, you would be a shoo in...calm cool, collective, sane
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  12,240 14 Nov 2017, 1:23 pm

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Stinky McPeterson » 14 Nov 2017 12:17 pm wrote:
deezer shoove » 14 Nov 2017 12:12 pm wrote:

'No' means 'yes'...

I love you too.

Not in a Schumer kind of way. I love you but I'm not "IN" love with you. :o


hey...do you want to be a modulator.....i get another pick most probably because pigsty fucked up....even though he don't care........anyway, you would be a shoo in...calm cool, collective, sane


Calm, cool, collected, sane... Are these prerequisites because Cannonpointer and Misty lead the way?

Note: I revised the third one to a more sane word.

I don't know the first thing about this stuff. Remember that I thought Bigsky was a perfect candidate. :rofl:
So, I guess I don't think the job's too tough... ;)
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  4 14 Nov 2017, 1:27 pm

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deezer shoove » 14 Nov 2017 12:23 pm wrote:

Calm, cool, collected, sane... Are these prerequisites because Cannonpointer and Misty lead the way?

Note: I revised the third one to a more sane word.

I don't know the first thing about this stuff. Remember that I thought Bigsky was a perfect candidate. :rofl:
So, I guess I don't think the job's too tough... ;)


that is why we need someone calm, cool, collective and sane......you and annoyed cancel each other out....the rest are insane

...man...i worked hard for pigsty on that one...ohhh well...he's given me lots of dough since...so i made out....how much money do you have??....hehehehe
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  12,240 14 Nov 2017, 1:40 pm

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Stinky McPeterson » 14 Nov 2017 12:27 pm wrote:
deezer shoove » 14 Nov 2017 12:23 pm wrote:

Calm, cool, collected, sane... Are these prerequisites because Cannonpointer and Misty lead the way?

Note: I revised the third one to a more sane word.

I don't know the first thing about this stuff. Remember that I thought Bigsky was a perfect candidate. :rofl:
So, I guess I don't think the job's too tough... ;)


that is why we need someone calm, cool, collective and sane......you and annoyed cancel each other out....the rest are insane

...man...i worked hard for pigsty on that one...ohhh well...he's given me lots of dough since...so i made out....how much money do you have??....hehehehe


Are you saying I can "buy" the job? :)

Must be some real perks involved. My purse is not busted but it isn't over-stuffed either.

That's the best non-answer I can think of right now.
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  4 14 Nov 2017, 2:11 pm

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deezer shoove » 14 Nov 2017 12:40 pm wrote:

Are you saying I can "buy" the job? :)

Must be some real perks involved. My purse is not busted but it isn't over-stuffed either.

That's the best non-answer I can think of right now.


don't feel obligated, i'll ask for pmnt for services after, plus cannon's administrative fee and paperwork
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  57,039 14 Nov 2017, 3:23 pm

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Stinky McPeterson » 14 Nov 2017 11:58 am wrote:

did you enjoy it??...was he good????

well...ya know...when yer pitching it has gotta be better than catching....hell I was 8.....I just pretended I was with mary ann....

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  12,240 14 Nov 2017, 3:47 pm

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Stinky McPeterson » 14 Nov 2017 1:11 pm wrote:
deezer shoove » 14 Nov 2017 12:40 pm wrote:

Are you saying I can "buy" the job? :)

Must be some real perks involved. My purse is not busted but it isn't over-stuffed either.

That's the best non-answer I can think of right now.


don't feel obligated, i'll ask for pmnt for services after, plus cannon's administrative fee and paperwork


Sounds deep state-ish and complicated with strings attached.
Intrigue has always intrigued me.

Just need a bit of controversy and conspiracy now.
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Posted by Misty
  27,680 14 Nov 2017, 4:14 pm

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Independent » 14 Nov 2017 11:51 am wrote:
Bigsky » 13 Nov 2017 7:22 am wrote:
its true....
Misty finds your story to be....delicious!

It's amazing how so many of you seem to spend so much time thinking about me.
I don't know if I should be flattered or scared.

So riddle me this.........Do you find a thread joking about child molestation as offensive as you did my thread title?
:rofl:
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Posted by Huey
  12,531 14 Nov 2017, 4:25 pm

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Misty » 14 Nov 2017 3:14 pm wrote:
Independent » 14 Nov 2017 11:51 am wrote:
Bigsky » 13 Nov 2017 7:22 am wrote:
its true....
Misty finds your story to be....delicious!

It's amazing how so many of you seem to spend so much time thinking about me.
I don't know if I should be flattered or scared.

So riddle me this.........Do you find a thread joking about child molestation as offensive as you did my thread title?
:rofl:


No, but your siggy shows your ignorance.
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Posted by Misty
  27,680 14 Nov 2017, 4:52 pm

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Huey » 14 Nov 2017 3:25 pm wrote:
Misty » 14 Nov 2017 3:14 pm wrote:
Independent » 14 Nov 2017 11:51 am wrote:
Misty finds your story to be....delicious!
It's amazing how so many of you seem to spend so much time thinking about me.
I don't know if I should be flattered or scared.
So riddle me this.........Do you find a thread joking about child molestation as offensive as you did my thread title?
No, but your siggy shows your ignorance.

You mean because technically what Moore is accused of is child molestation and not pedophilia?
I know that, but that doesn't fit with GOP.
Call it poetic license.
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