I comment often on how this site has the dumbest rightards in cyber-space. Generally, I swat the resident flies without giving it much thought. You are a bit of an effeminate, passive-aggressive bitch, but I stand by my previous evaluation that you are the smartest rightard I've found anywhere in cyber-space. Beyond that, I credit you with integrity. Possible I got excited and accused you of lying about something, but I do not accuse you of being a liar. I see you as a real conservative. You believe that liberals provide excuses for the weak. I believe you are fine with supporting those who cannot support themselves. You believe, however, that we need to take care in offering a refuge to the lazy. You believe that liberalism offers protection to the weak and lazy and that such protections erode the toughness required to defend our empire.
I believe, though, that your instincts toward tribalism have corrupted you to the point you are even willing to find shelter in a crude asshole like trump. I know you find Stinky/Clem/roadkill and ilk embarrassing, but they are allies you need to protect America from succumbing to the myth you believe in about how empires fail when they become less macho. You resent how BV and I perpetuate the liberal disdain for those less formally educated, so you side with the stupid.
Long story short, you fail the test of being Deplorable stupid. You will have to be satisfied with simply being Deplorable.